Herbteller
Cato's Cuppa: A Stoic Sip (Tea/Giftset)
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A stern, spiced tonic for those who’d rather perish on principle than sip mediocrity. This tea doesn’t soothe—it strengthens.
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Sarsaparilla Root
Dark, spiced backbone. For righteous bitterness and iron-willed stamina. -
Calamus Root
Bracing, slightly acrid, heightens mental clarity and fortitude. -
Ginger Root
A fire that rises from the belly. Clean, sharp heat. -
Rosemary
For memory, integrity, and cold, clear discipline. -
Cinnamon Chips
Adds structure and warmth to the bite. A backbone spice. -
Sage
For discernment, and the wisdom to hold the line. -
Linden
A whisper of softness so the bitterness doesn’t overwhelm—like the flicker of hope beneath a Stoic’s armor.
Brewing Instructions
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Use 1 heaping tsp per 8 oz boiling water
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Steep 8–10 minutes, covered
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Optional: simmer gently for a decoction-style strength fit for oratory
Tasty Notes
Bold, root-forward with spicy edges. Sarsaparilla and calamus give it a deep, strange resonance—like drinking from a chalice carved of ironwood. The sage and rosemary cut in with clarity, and the linden rounds it out like the last sentence of a speech.
Ideal Drinking Moments
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Before saying “no” to something tempting
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After writing your principles down and burning the rest
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When steel in the soul needs polishing
Pairing Recommendations
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Book: Discourses of the Stoics (especially Cato’s life in Plutarch)
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Film: A Man for All Seasons (1966)
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Thought Experiment: What principle would you hold even if no one else in the world agreed?
Each package includes:
Reusable Glass Jar (7 ounces) makes 25-30 teaspoons of herbal bliss
Cloth bag
Charm
Handkerchief
Spoon
Tea Strainer
This herbal tea is not approved by the FDA
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*This herbtention is not intended to cure, treat, or prevent illness or disease.
*If you do have an allergic reaction, stop use of the herb immediately.
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