Infinite Improbabili-Tea a tribute to Douglas Adams

"Reality is frequently inaccurate, but at least there's tea."

A tea that defies expectations, bends logic, and tastes like an existential crisis wrapped in a comforting, citrus-laced contradiction. Fruity, brisk, and ever so slightly dreamlike, this is the perfect blend for hitchhikers, philosophers, and those who suspect the universe might just be messing with them.

Tasting Notes:

A bold and fruity black tea base with cooling mint, bright citrus, and a whisper of something delightfully dreamlike. Each sip is a paradox—soothing yet invigorating, familiar yet slightly bizarre, much like a conversation with Ford Prefect.

Ingredients with a purpose:

• Peach Black Tea – A fruity, golden optimism in an otherwise absurd universe.
• English Breakfast Tea – Strong and grounding, because no matter how improbable things get, British tea culture prevails.
• Peppermint – A refreshing shock, much like waking up to find the Earth has been demolished for a hyperspace bypass.
• Lemon Balm – Calming, for when you suddenly realize you forgot your towel.
• Lemon Peel – A zesty kick, like an unexpected encounter with an alien bureaucrat.
• Poppy Seeds – A hint of the surreal, a dreamlike wisp of improbability itself.

Brewing Instructions (Now With 42% More Cosmic Uncertainty):

1. Heat water to 200°F (93°C) – The scientifically proven temperature for stabilizing intergalactic travel.
2. Steep for exactly 4 minutes and 2 seconds – For no reason other than narrative satisfaction.
3. Strain into a mug preferably labeled Don't Panic.
4. Optional: Stir with a spoon that mysteriously disappears when you look away.
5. Sip while questioning the fundamental structure of reality.

Ideal Drinking Moments:

• While pondering life, the universe, and everything.
• When you need a moment of clarity amidst cosmic chaos.
• On spaceships, park benches, or anywhere reality feels slightly improbable.
• Hot, in a well-loved mug marked Don’t Panic.
• Iced, with a splash of lemon juice for extra zing.
• With a drizzle of honey, because the universe can be a bitter place.

This tea may not solve all your problems, but it will at least make your impossible adventures more enjoyable. Remember: the answer to everything might be 42, but the question is probably just “Tea?”