Slow Burn Smutty Sippa (Bookish Tea Gift)

A rich, lingering blend for lingering glances, restrained touch, and emotional tension stretched so thin it nearly sings.

Spice Level: Scandalous
Reader Type: Emotionally patient masochist
Primary Symptoms:
Screaming internally for 600 pages
Psychic damage from prolonged eye contact
Relief when they finally touch hands
Pairs Well With:
 Yearning, unresolved tension, emotional starvation
Marginal Note:
 “The tension itself became a third character.”

Lapsang Souchong
Clove
Ginger
Black Pepper

Brewing
1 tsp per cup
Steep 4 minutes

Cloth bag
Charm 
Handkerchief

Each Goody Bag includes:
Spoon
Tea Strainer
Pocket Notebook
Pen
Other Goodness associated with the blend

Reusable Glass Jar (7 ounces) makes 25-30 teaspoons of herbal bliss 


This herbal tea is not approved by the FDA
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*This herbtention is not intended to cure, treat, or prevent illness or disease.
*If you do have an allergic reaction, stop use of the herb immediately.
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