Grumpy Sunshine Smutty Sippa (Bookish Tea Gift)

Bright citrus meets dark tea in a blend for sharp sighs, reluctant affection, and the deeply suspicious act of caring.

Spice Level: Smoldering
Reader Type: “He secretly cares.”
Primary Symptoms:
Excessive attachment to acts of service
Emotional collapse over tiny smiles
Deep suspicion of tenderness
Pairs Well With:
 Caretaking scenes, quiet devotion, reluctant warmth
Marginal Note:
 “He brought her tea while pretending to complain about it.”

Earl Grey
Orange Peel
Vanilla
Cardamom
Rosemary

Brewing
1 tsp per cup
Steep 4 minutes

Cloth bag
Charm 
Handkerchief

Each Goody Bag includes:
Spoon
Tea Strainer
Pocket Notebook
Pen
Other Goodness associated with the blend

Reusable Glass Jar (7 ounces) makes 25-30 teaspoons of herbal bliss 


This herbal tea is not approved by the FDA
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