He’s Not Worth Your Bangs is a crisp, woodsy reality check for crush spirals, bad texts, dramatic mirror moments, and the sacred act of stepping away from the scissors.
Juniper opens the blend with a clean, bracing snap — the scent equivalent of your best friend saying, “Absolutely not.” Black Pepper adds bite, backbone, and just enough attitude to interrupt the fantasy. Cedarwood and Teakwood bring structure, polish, and a little “get yourself together, gorgeous” energy, while Bergamot keeps the blend bright, witty, and socially presentable. Vetiver grounds the whole thing with a dry, steady seriousness, because someone in this situation needs to be the adult and apparently it is going to be you.
It smells like sharp green juniper, polished wood, peppery nerve, clean citrus, and the exact moment you realize the bangs were never the problem.
Use this oil for romantic discernment, self-respect, impulse control, emotional clarity, getting ready after a spiral, and remembering that a crush is not a legally binding identity shift.
Carrier Oil: Coconut Oil
This product does not contain alcohol.
INCLUDES:
Handkerchief (design varies)
Herbcharm (design varies)
Cloth Bag
Do not consume.
Herbteller perfumes and oils are composed of organic materials including essential oils.
