Trashy, Sassy and A Little Smart Assy | Loose Leaf Herbal Tea

Trashy, Sassy & A Little Smart Assy – A Smooth Talker’s Tea

This tea looks delicate but leaves an impression—like a well-placed smirk or a clever remark that lingers long after you’ve walked away. It’s playful, smart, and just the right amount of untouchable.

This blend is soft but unshakable, smooth but a little wild—a tea for those who look sweet but have a razor-sharp wit. It’s nourishing, calming, and a little flirtatious, perfect for rolling your eyes at nonsense while sipping something elegant.

Tasty Notes
✔ Light & Floral – Linden and chamomile make it soft and charming.
✔ Bright & Tart – Rosehips add a playful, citrusy pop.
✔ Herbaceous & Unexpected – Tulsi keeps it interesting with its unique, slightly spicy aroma.
✔ Smooth & Comforting – Milky oats bring a silky, almost creamy undertone.

When to Drink This Tea

• When you want to look unbothered while sipping something luxurious.
• Before a conversation where you plan to win without raising your voice.
• On days when you’re being nice but with just a little edge.
• Anytime you need a tea that says, “I’m calm, but I could be dangerous.”
  

Brew Upon Your Favor

Steep for 5–7 minutes for a light, balanced floral blend.
Try it iced with a drizzle of honey for a refreshing, tart-sweet kick.
Sweeten with honey or maple syrup to bring out the warmth of tulsi.
Blend with steamed oat milk for a creamy, cozy twist.

Each package includes:
Reusable Glass Jar (7 ounces) makes 25-30 teaspoons of herbal bliss
Cloth bag
Charm 
Handkerchief
Spoon
Tea Strainer