What the actual f**k man? A calming tea for righteous fury | Loose Leaf Herbal Tea

A tea for the resilient, the unshaken, the ones who sip with style while watching the world spiral. Drink up, darling—you've earned it. 

Some days, the world tests your patience. Some days, people try you. And on those days, you need a tea that speaks for you. Linden, gentle yet grounding, soothes the nerves while reminding you that peace is a choice—yours to take or deny. Hawthorn, the heart’s warrior, steadies the pulse and strengthens your boundaries. Motherwort, the matriarch of resilience, steps in like a no-nonsense friend, whispering, "You got this, babe." And rose—because let’s be real, even when you're exasperated, you’re still elegant.

Tasty Notes

Light & Floral – Linden’s soft sweetness wraps around you like a calm but deadly glare.
Rich & Fruity – Hawthorn adds a tart, grounding depth, reminding you of your own strength.
Bold & Herbal – Motherwort brings a touch of the wild, a no-BS reminder that you are unshakable.
Soft Yet Sharp – Rose lingers like a perfectly timed eye-roll—beautiful, but pointed.

Best Moments to Sip

After One Too Many WTF Moments – When the audacity levels are just too high.
For Matters of the Heart – Whether it’s love, friendship, or just general disappointment in humanity.
To Reclaim Your Inner Peace – Because you’re not about to let the world ruin your vibe.
Before a Hard Conversation – Sip, center, then unleash your truth with grace and ferocity.

Brew Upon Your Favor

Classic & Restorative – Steep hot (200°F for 5-7 minutes) and sip while plotting your next move.
Sweet & Soothing – A drizzle of honey softens the edges, for when you almost want to be nice.
Cool, Calm, & Collected (Iced Tea) – Chill it down, pour over ice, and serve with a knowing smirk.
Spiked & Unbothered – A splash of elderflower liqueur or gin makes this the ultimate "I’m over it" nightcap.

Each package includes:
Reusable Glass Jar (7 ounces) makes 25-30 teaspoons of herbal bliss
Cloth bag
Charm 
Handkerchief
Spoon
Tea Strainer