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Kafka's Cuppa, a tribute tea for Franz Kafka (Tea/Giftset)

Kafka's Cuppa, a tribute tea for Franz Kafka (Tea/Giftset)

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Metamorphosis Blend — Sip your tribute to Franz Kafka
For those who wake to find the world has changed—and so have they.

Ingredients and Intentions
Lapsang Souchong – the smoke of unseen fires, cloaking one’s identity
Sarsaparilla Root – dark sweetness with a bitter backbone, rebellion in disguise
Elderflower – pale and wan, like a ghost of former beauty
Blackberry Leaf – humble, grounding, vaguely brambled like Kafka’s prose
Skullcap – a balm for the overthinking, tension-laden mind
Hawthorn Berry – emotional protector, beating softly beneath the shell

Tasty Notes:
Starts with a gust of smoky silence, followed by gentle floral and berry murmurings. The sarsaparilla carries an old-time tonic feel—oddly comforting in a bureaucratic sort of way.

Best Served:
When solitude feels like your only honest companion. Drink it at your desk, surrounded by dust, whispers, and philosophical unrest.

Brewing Instructions
Steep covered for 6–8 minutes. Strain. Drink warm, no milk. Optional: sweeten with blackstrap molasses if you’re courting your inner Samsa.

Each sip is a corridor with no end—only locked doors, fluttering papers, and the ache of a soul misplaced.

***Teasers are intended for sample hence they do not include the following additions.***
Each Package Includes:
Cloth bag
Charm
Handkerchief

The Writer Writer Goody Bag includes:
Spoon
Tea Strainer
Pocket Notebook
Pen
Bookmark

Reusable Glass Jar makes 25-30 teaspoons of herbal bliss
Resealable Brown Bag makes 25-30 teaspoons of herbal bliss
Sampler Bag makes 12-14 teaspoons of herbal bliss

This herbal tea is not approved by the FDA
*Herbteller is not responsible for adverse reactions, allergies, or misuse of the herbal ingredients provided. Please do your research and always seek a physician for medical advice.
*If you are pregnant or nursing, it is best to avoid the use of herbal oils and infusions unless otherwise directed by your doctor.
*This herbtention is not intended to cure, treat, or prevent illness or disease.
*If you do have an allergic reaction, stop use of the herb immediately.
*With this purchase you are stating that you are responsible for yourself, all of your actions and your results. Herbteller is not responsible for the mishandling of herbs in addition to various products we sell.

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